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Wishing all Muslims in our group, Russia and over the world a very happy Eid. 
Eid Mubarak 
عيد مبارك 
Eid Mubarak عيد مبارك 
Comment time some fun 🤩 how good are your eyes 
.... what’s yours???Sons, miracle and family
For past 30 years, my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
On our anniversary, *I decided to change this bad habit* and make my wife happy.
*For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.*
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said -
*"Why did you stop brushing your teeth?"*
*_Marriage is a social crime_*
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On our anniversary, *I decided to change this bad habit* and make my wife happy.
*For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.*
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said -
*"Why did you stop brushing your teeth?"*
*_Marriage is a social crime_*
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BEAUTIFUL STORY 🥰
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My wife was sleeping next to me... and all of a sudden I got a notification, a woman asked me to add her. So I added her. I accepted the friend request and sent a message asking, "Do we know each other?"
She replied: "I heard you got married but I still love you."
She was a friend from the past. She looked very beautiful in the picture. I closed the chat and looked at my wife, she was sleeping soundly after her exhausting day of work.
Looking at her, I was thinking about how she feels so safe that she can sleep so comfortably in a completely new home with me.
She is far from her parents' house, where she spent 24 hours surrounded by her family. When she was upset or sad, her mother was there so she could cry in her lap. Her sister or brother would tell jokes and make her laugh. Her father would come home and bring her everything she liked and still, she placeed so much trust in me.
All these thoughts came to mind, so I picked up the phone and pressed "BLOCK".
I turned to her and slept next to her.
I am a man, not a child. I have sworn to be faithful to her and so it will be. I will fight forever to be a man who doesn't cheat on his wife and tear a family apart....
️️My wife was sleeping next to me... and all of a sudden I got a notification, a woman asked me to add her. So I added her. I accepted the friend request and sent a message asking, "Do we know each other?"
She replied: "I heard you got married but I still love you."
She was a friend from the past. She looked very beautiful in the picture. I closed the chat and looked at my wife, she was sleeping soundly after her exhausting day of work.
Looking at her, I was thinking about how she feels so safe that she can sleep so comfortably in a completely new home with me.
She is far from her parents' house, where she spent 24 hours surrounded by her family. When she was upset or sad, her mother was there so she could cry in her lap. Her sister or brother would tell jokes and make her laugh. Her father would come home and bring her everything she liked and still, she placeed so much trust in me.
All these thoughts came to mind, so I picked up the phone and pressed "BLOCK".
I turned to her and slept next to her.
I am a man, not a child. I have sworn to be faithful to her and so it will be. I will fight forever to be a man who doesn't cheat on his wife and tear a family apart....
